katelynpossible:

tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them

(Source: ruffnutthorston)

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

unpopuler:

is there Starbucks in hell?